is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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