so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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