Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You ate ashes out of my bong
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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