just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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