He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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