Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Randomize
