I hate your face
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
