me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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