That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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