i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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