I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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