is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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