I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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