Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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