so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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