I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
