You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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