in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
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