Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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