Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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