i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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