I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
