Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
