This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
