How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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