Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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