he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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