I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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