everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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