Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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