he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Randomize
