You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking ros�, bitch!
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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