Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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