i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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