She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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