I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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