I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
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