I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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