How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
i think i just lost a toe
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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