Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Girls should come with a carfax report
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
