Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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