paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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