do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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