sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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