No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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