So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
