Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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