my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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