can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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