wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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